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Agent Aptitude Test
What makes you tick?
Your elderly next door neighbor is unable to step outside for chores. She calls you up, and unaware of currency inflation over the past twenty years, offers $5 for repainting her garden fence. You:
Take up the offer and repaint the fence. Your reward is $5 and a glass of sour lemonade.
Take the $5 and leave, hoping she does not remember you or the occasion.
Invite your friends over. Working together, you repaint the fence in under an hour.
You take the $5 and start painting, but only paint the inside of the fence as she rarely leaves the house.
While walking down the street, you witness a Zune user mugged by a masked man, who steals the Zune after apparently stabbing his victim, and starts running away, towards you. You:
Run to the victim, and upon finding his wallet, take it and flee.
Don’t help Zune users and don’t want to get involved, so you bow your head down and walk away.
Step aside and rush over to the mugged man, to make sure he is all right.
Yell for help.
A friend calls you up late at night with questions on fixing a broken iPod. You:
Hang up the phone.
Offer help and attempt to identify and solve the problem with your friend over the phone.
Suggest a phrase to google for, and another friend who might be able to help.
Go on the MacHeist forums and ask around for a quick fix.
Your computer hard drive starts clicking, and seems to be failing quickly. Worried about losing all your files any second, you start frantically backing up your:
Desktop Folder
Documents Folder
Pictures Folder
Movies Folder
Applications Folder
You receive an email from an old friend and Doctor, who claims he is in knowledge of Steve Jobs's personal health, and is interested in spreading it to the right news source. He also privately confides this information to you. You:
Forward along several Macintosh rumor sites as a recommendation, for a 'consulting' fee.
Chide him and convince him to keep this information to himself.
Tweet about it.
Sell your Apple stock.
